Here's a chance to brush up on those essential skills you need to become a "better" moronic driver. Forget everything you ever learned in driving school and cruise on over to How To Drive Like A Moron. A classic website, now updated with even more moronic rules of the road!
Ever wanted your very own didgeridoo? Of course you have! Well, now you can order one online from Didjeridoo Blue. The "Didgeridoo Blue Pack" can be shipped anywhere in the world for $29.95 and consists of self-assembly didgeridoo, instructions and audio cassette. At the website you can hear Aussie expert Bill Tys demonstrating how to get a "real ridgy didge rhythm going", and read all about the fascinating spiritual aspects of the instrument.
...And there was I thinking I was the only WiseCat in cyberspace, when I came across another Wisecat, reporting from the fourth dimension on the distant planet of Nocus, and telling the story of Brenda Bigmouth, Miss Munchie and Geek Girl, who is really an alien beaver disguised as a human...
Exactly how many billion dollars is Bill Gates worth at this moment in time? And what is your personal contribution to his wealth? Find out at the
Bill Gates Personal Wealth Clock
In order to enter a certain "secure area" of the internet you will first need to have your thumb scanned by the Internet Fingerprint Scanner!
Once upon a time, a nutty webmaster had this wacky idea that "just might work" - get every visitor to stuff a dollar in an envelope and send it to him. The crazy thing is, the wacky idea just seems to be working. See how many dollars he's collected so far by viewing his amazing "graph-o-meter" at The Amazing "Send Me A Dollar" Website
See a Bizarro comic strip each day, view past Bizarro cartoons, read about the creator and more at the official web site of the popular, nationally-syndicated comic from Universal Press Syndicate.
It makes a change to find a home page that's simply yet effectively designed and uncluttered with hundreds of banners urging you to click here and click there. Kute Kaprikorns Shrine is a straight forward guide to the signs of the horoscope with some nice home-made graphics.
Gamesville ofers a variety of free online games with cash prizes, including the original and best realtime Bingo Game, card games and sports prediction games. There's a handy "Panic Button" that you can click whenever the boss walks by - this opens another screen which makes it look as if you a working on something more serious!
The Puzzle Depot is an entertaining little site devoted to puzzles, board games, trivia contests, related books and software. Test your brain on crosswords, riddles and word puzzles, logic and strategy software/board games, and a large selection of shareware. You can also win small amounts of cash by playing live multi-player games like bingo.
The Loch Ness Monster is back in the news now that a Texas couple have just reported a sighting from the comfort of their own home. They were watching the web cam at Loch Ness Live, and the month of June is said to be the best season for Nessie watching!
Funny.com claims to have the largest collection of jokes on the internet. Each time you select a category, the Top Ten jokes will appear as voted by visitors on the Smiley Meter. Funny.com tracks which jokes you've read, so you don't have to read the same one twice. You can also submit your own jokes, and see how much other people like them.
Girls, are you fed up with blonde jokes? Don't get mad, get even. The Complete Collection Of Men Jokes is the largest collection of men jokes on the net, with over 1,000 men-bashing jokes listed. Curiously, most of the mail to this site comes from men!
If you've ever played the game called Consequences, you will enjoy Love Story. The page asks you to enter several names and words, and then generates your very own fantasy story. The more ridiculous you make the words, the funnier the result! A great party piece, or for sending to your friends.
Whether it's playing fun games, looking at silly animated pages or indulging in quirky quizzes Amused.com offers endless pages of trivial stuff to keep you amused for hours. The ultimate guide to wasting time on the internet.
In need of a laugh? Then check out Donna's Joke Page. She includes some of the best jokes she has collected over the past few years organised into sections such as Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Bar Jokes and Political Jokes. Need a quick laugh? Then try the Short But Cute section. Constantly updated.
At
Animated Cyberkisses you can send free virtual hugs and kisses to your favourite friends over the internet - lots of fun categories to choose from.
You've seen the Dancing Penguins, stepped back in wonder at the Dancing Fish: Now prepare to be amazed by the incredible Dancing Hampsters at HamsterDance.com! (You can also order your Hampster Dance mugs and stickers here.)
Yes! There is such a thing as Dancing Fish! Cats should find this page fascinating - the rest of us will be left wondering about the sanity of the people who created Fishydance.com. A choice of fishy background music.
WiseCat Cartoon Page - Fun Toons
Movie Quote Contest - On-line party game
HumorShack - Dirty jokes, blonde jokes and more
The Mother of All Excuses Place - For
work and school
LadyLynn’s Hugs - Cyber hugs for all occasions!
Earth View - View anywhere on Earth from space
Socks The Cat - The official Whitehouse cat
Angus T Cat - Homepage of huge fat ginger cat
Not In my Backyard - Oscar the Wiener dog cartoon
Oh My Goodness! - Send crazy, topical postcards
Random Band Names - Generates fun names
Magic Eye - View 3D images on your monitor
Get Saddam! (297k)
- Click to play and shoot Saddam!
Barney Online - Super-Dee-Duper site for kids
Mr Methane - Mr Methane Says: "Farting can be fun"
Peperami.com - Warning: veg and snack erotic material!
IQ Test - fast free and fun !
Mefco's Random Joke Server - 7,000 jokes
White House Scandal Cartoons! - Latest
Cartoons
Bottle Mail - Send a virtual "message in a bottle"
Spumco! - What a great name for a website! Funny too.
Yucky! - The yuckiest site on the internet
Strip-A-Gram - Free animated postcards
South Park - Official site on Comedy Central
JokeLand - Dirty, tasteless and hilarious humour!
Bizarre Stuff You Can Make In Your Kitchen - Fun!
Amused.com - The centre for the easily amused.
WebCrawler Search Voyeur - Spy on actual searches
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